Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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