Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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