too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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