TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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