i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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