Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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