he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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