Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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