yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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