i think i just puked on my phone
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Old men and throwing up are my life now.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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