Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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