Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
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