Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Randomize