I think I won the penis lottery.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize
