Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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