Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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