I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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