is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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