it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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