He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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