Kiss
Puke
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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