So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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