True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I will be naked everywhere
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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