True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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