Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I understand Curling. That high.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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