just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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