I'm really into asian looking animals
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
