I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
