You really coming over, don't trick.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize