She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Who died my cat blue again?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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