Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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