what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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