You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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