At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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