found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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