dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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