They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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