I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
