Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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