Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I understand Curling. That high.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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