i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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