I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Can vaginas get frostbite?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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