If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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