she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I am available for nakedness
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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