I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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