So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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