The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Two words: nipple clamps
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