do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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