Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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