I'm really into asian looking animals
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
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