Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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