We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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