okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
no. you can't hotbox the world.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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