i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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