You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
