I cockslap morals
i think i have herpe
just one?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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